The highlight of my day:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_pet
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
Thank you, Andre Johnson
Y’know, with the boyfriend out of town on business, I’m trying to have a nice, relaxing evening alone with my Ped-Egg™ and...some Fantasy Football.
I’m horrible at math, but there’s nothing like a good math equation to analyze a nearly-lame Monday evening. Let’s assess tonight's happenings.
Loss #1: I managed to feed myself pecans. I’m allergic to pecans...
Loss #2: The cat vomited all over my comforter and the floor—the really wet kind, too, where it seeps through and hits the sheets—right before I decide to watch a movie in bed. Yummy.
I bet those hot dogs at Rangers Ballpark are yummy, too. Poor Rangers. I guess this makes for Loss #3 tonight.
Andre Johnson makes it all better, though…thaaaat’s right. Who wins in Week 8? LEATHER BILL!
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